TuxedChicken's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chroma Black Demo - Giant Owl - 2 BG and Shadow Keys]

Those color choices are delicioso.

ArtistGamerGal responds:

Thank you!

[Commission: Trixie ojou laugh]

I am very horny for cartoons at all times.

[Finger and her Thumb]

I'll need to run a background check on you before posting this review.

It seems you have issues; good, this wasn't drawing by a normie. Also, this drawing is good.

[juicebox]

Mmmm; legs.

[Male Velociraptor Digital Painting (The Lost World: Jurassic Park Fan-Art)]

Hot damn; your rendering skills are awe-inspiring.

[mummy girl]

I wish for all cartoon titties to become palpable and in my presence.

[animation test]

Sweet, dude; I've always recognized you as a digital painter, so seeing animated work that you've produced is a refreshing change of pace. I recall Jae mentioning in his Discord server that animating without onion skinning is a practical way of achieving exceptional results in the work being created and I've been flummoxed by the notion since; it's no surprised that your talent has already left you fixated on the possibility of utilizing the method to achieve greatness; hacks like myself will almost certainly be onion skinning on our deathbeds.

Anyway, this looks like some Akira shit; it looks like Tetsuo grew a nice pair of titties and formed an hourglass figure, quite fortified for delivering everyone's demise, guided by a little robotic assistant Navi equivalent sort of dealio that is providing him with the fucked up ability to shape shift into malleable blocks of robotic shit that can fire barrages of bullets on a whim. I'm unsure of whether your animation skills are in their infancy, but if they are, this is rather otherworldly work; this sincerely looks like the work of a studio producing an anime involving kickass guns and detailed robotic messes of shit that would frustrate an entire team of animators during production.

You're an absolute colossus whether this is your first time animating or not, but if it is, I implore you to continue the pursuit. To say that it's a rite of passage for you to continue delivering these stacks of greatness to the world is an understatement; if you have been doing this for any less than 5 years, you're going to fuck Bajihd up within a fortnight and make Miyazaki finally die just so he can roll over in his grave recognizing defeat; keep this work a-going, sir!

I want to make sloppy love to this; I want to enjoy its disgusting shit as I exclaim of its wonderments; I want to fuck my computer monitor while this gif is displayed on it so that I can induce an exposure to radiation that will leave my genitals sterile and useless and I am no longer capable of conceiving a child in this world where it's only biologically viable to impregnate useless women to produce offspring instead of delicious gifs such as this one.

Alright, I'm done.

BinaryDood responds:

thx, I also hate birth

[Bunny Slippers]

Several handfuls of sparkly T & A are truly what this world needs at all times without abstention.

[Waffles animation gif]

Lovely work; my only criticism is that the lips making contact with the glass would not result in a mark twice the size of the lips while they're contacting the glass; foreshortening would make the kiss mark slightly larger but not double the size. Of course, if this is a stylistic choice of yours and exaggerated by intent, then I've no contention with that; I'm just offering input in case you were going for a realistic approach.

[Dancing]

Titties.