TuxedChicken's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokemon Hex]

This woman has removed part of this individual's cranium.

[Land and Sea]

There's an octopus on that dude's car.

[Pixen - "Happy Holidays!"]

This shit is under "best art this year" and it's from last year; Newgrounds is full of shit.

Anyway, I would like to stuff her stocking with my candy cane, maybe? Nah, I can think of a better one. I'd love some mistletoe time with her? God, what am I, 70 years old? It's snowing in my pants; there; bingo.

[Hitomi]

Hitomi is delicious. Very nice depth on the tit shading; it's hard to pull off toned cartoon shading like that; I just cel shade instead because I'm lame.

[purplegirl.jpg]

Purple, check.

Girl, check.

Jpeg, check.

The shoulders are a tad too broad, but really slick design, sir or ma'am.

Jester responds:

thank you my friend

[Ela]

I rarely play video games, but thanks to your art, I will always see the best of video game ladies.

[Claiming]

I blame ISIS for my hemorrhoids.

[Futaba Sakura]

Who?

[Cuphead and Mugman]

I still have no idea what this game is or why it blew up so suddenly that I've heard about it several times within 2 days; very nice art, though, sir.

[Snow Bunny]

I fucking love jeankinis; it's as though ladies found a way to contain their nether regions in a way that resembles a Happy Meal, just GODDAMN. All women that aren't wearing them are depriving themselves of the opportunity to reach their full potential.