TuxedChicken's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tricky Keys]

I suck at this; amazing

[Wonder Boy]

God damn it I suck at video games; best run was 2,990 points and then landed on a snail.

['DinoMelt']

This game is absolutely amazing; the art assets are blowing my mind.

[The Impossible Quiz]

Whenever I hear this track, I'm always inclined to refer to it as "the Impossible Quiz theme" rather than "the Rocky theme" because I've never actually seen Rocky. Also probably because I'm fucked up, but anyway; classic shit.

[Toss the Turtle]

This is a game with an existence I've been well aware of for years, yet hadn't actually given a try until now. It really perplexes me, too; I had some web pals that I would talk to over Skype every day that made Newgrounds accounts just to play this game, but never bothered with it. This shit is rather sweet; Kitten Cannon with more options and features, as well as better art assets is not something that I mind by any means.

[Portal: The Flash Version]

This is a very solid Flash clone in my opinion; I've played this many times. It's over a decade old now, too; hot damn.

[Indie Apocalypse Tycoon]

Damn, this is brilliant. It perturbs me to know that I failed while playing with a reasonable deal of consideration as to what I would do in these scenarios; I'll have to make a mental note not to get into indie game development.

[Ucogi St. Patricks demo]

I've salvaged my record time on this recently; thank goodness for graphics tablets lol.

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I zoomed in to 150% using Google Chrome to achieve it; for reasons beyond my knowledge this is the first time I've tried doing that. My record without zooming in is 43 seconds. I've been a Ucogi fan for about 5 years now; it's my favorite pervy Flash game series on the internet without an iota of doubt; I hope to see it continued, but understand if you're preoccupied with other affairs such as the workload that Mogi Origins' development has created. Also, I've slightly wondered, did you rotoscope and of the animations you did for the blonde-haired cartoon minx with an obscure name starting with a u that we all know and love? The physics in a lot of the animations of her are beyond impressive and convincing; the way that her tits move like Jello against the slight pressing of her hands in the signature hypnotits animation, all of the organic expanding and contracting in the yuri scene; fucking tasty stuff.

[Talk Head]

I tried this for the first time in ages a day ago; it's still as great as ever.

[Madness interactive]

God damn it; this fucking game. I remember playing in experiment mode for years as a kid; I played the campaign on several occasions, but bemusingly enough, I consistently treated it as though it were a sandbox game under conventional circumstances of using it. I remember finding it surreal that the wounds and gashes that the characters accrue during gameplay appear more detailed and refined than those in any of the actual Madness flashes (I used to be a gargantuan Madness fan in general; I even dressed up as Hank for halloween in the fourth grade). I still don't know if there are any Madness flashes past the 8th installment of the series; I'll have to give that a look.

But, honestly, I can't even imagine how many hours I put into this game when I was of elementary school age range; I remember summoning people to blast apart with the turret and rocket launcher until the game lagged to its crisis. Just hearing the background music again is idyllic.